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OH.
MY.
I am gna waste my whole Sunday away, just because I can't concentrate, argh!
Should have gone out with Kelly to study. Initially I had to go develop some ODAC photos, but Branson did it in the end. I should have gone out, man! Now I'm stuck at home(where can you go to study at this time of the day? & the library nearest to my house has no tables).
Ahh I needa study, I can't catch up already. I feel so useless sitting in front of the computer. Ok I shall go download stuffs from Ass, if it ever gets updated. Except the GP articles, which I never have time and patience to download to read. I prefer reading things on paper.
Blabbers aside, something to share. From TalkingCock. :D
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A Tale of Two Cows
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM. You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION. You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead.
A FRENCH CORPORATION. You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION. You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create clever cow cartoon images called 'Cowkimon' and market them worldwide.
A GERMAN CORPORATION. You have two cows. You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.
A BRITISH CORPORATION. You have two cows. Both are mad.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION. You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
A SWISS CORPORATION. You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
A CHINESE CORPORATION. You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment and high bovine productivity. You have the newsman who reported on the numbers arrested.
AN INDIAN CORPORATION. You have two cows. You worship them.
A MALAYSIAN CORPORATION. You have two cows. You signed a 40-year contract to supply milk at 0.06 per lit. Then midway you raised the price to 0.60 or you cut supply. When the buyer agrees to the new price, you change your mind again and now want 1.20. The buyer decided you can keep the milk and they go look for milk that comes from recycled cows. Your two cows retire together with the PM.
A SINGAPOREAN CORPORATION. You have two cows: One "cow-peh" and one "cow-bu". Both are owned by a government linked corporation.
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Waka. Go read if you have the time.
Gotta go think of where I can go to study. SIGH.
MY.
I am gna waste my whole Sunday away, just because I can't concentrate, argh!
Should have gone out with Kelly to study. Initially I had to go develop some ODAC photos, but Branson did it in the end. I should have gone out, man! Now I'm stuck at home(where can you go to study at this time of the day? & the library nearest to my house has no tables).
Ahh I needa study, I can't catch up already. I feel so useless sitting in front of the computer. Ok I shall go download stuffs from Ass, if it ever gets updated. Except the GP articles, which I never have time and patience to download to read. I prefer reading things on paper.
Blabbers aside, something to share. From TalkingCock. :D
_________________
A Tale of Two Cows
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM. You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION. You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead.
A FRENCH CORPORATION. You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION. You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create clever cow cartoon images called 'Cowkimon' and market them worldwide.
A GERMAN CORPORATION. You have two cows. You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.
A BRITISH CORPORATION. You have two cows. Both are mad.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION. You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
A SWISS CORPORATION. You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
A CHINESE CORPORATION. You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment and high bovine productivity. You have the newsman who reported on the numbers arrested.
AN INDIAN CORPORATION. You have two cows. You worship them.
A MALAYSIAN CORPORATION. You have two cows. You signed a 40-year contract to supply milk at 0.06 per lit. Then midway you raised the price to 0.60 or you cut supply. When the buyer agrees to the new price, you change your mind again and now want 1.20. The buyer decided you can keep the milk and they go look for milk that comes from recycled cows. Your two cows retire together with the PM.
A SINGAPOREAN CORPORATION. You have two cows: One "cow-peh" and one "cow-bu". Both are owned by a government linked corporation.
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Waka. Go read if you have the time.
Gotta go think of where I can go to study. SIGH.
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